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But I Am Very Poorly Today (Charles Darwin) T-Shirt

But I Am Very Poorly Today (Charles Darwin) T-Shirt

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"But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."
- Charles Darwin

It's ok to not feel ok.

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This tee is a dependable classic built for everyday wear. Its tightly knit 100% cotton fabric prints with sharp detail and long-lasting color, and a seamless body with reinforced shoulders keeps it in shape wash after wash.

Product Highlights

  • Unisex, Classic Fit, True to Size
  • Classic crew neckline
  • Direct-to-garment print with eco-friendly ink

Fabric & Care

  • Solid colors: 100% Cotton
  • Heather colors: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
  • Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low

Sizing

This tee is cut in a classic fit that runs true to size, with sturdy cotton fabric that holds its shape wash after wash. See the Size Guide for full measurements and fit details.

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FAQs

How does BONZi apparel fit?

Fit varies a bit by style, so we recommend checking the Size Guide on each product page for exact measurements. In general:

  • Our standard T-Shirt has a classic, true-to-size fit with a bit of extra room rather than a slim cut.
  • Our Tri-Blend T-Shirt is also true to size, but runs slightly smaller through the chest than our standard tee, with a softer fabric that drapes rather than clings.
  • Our Women's T-Shirt is cut with a fitted, feminine silhouette that follows the body more closely than our unisex styles, using women's-specific sizing rather than unisex sizing.

If you're between sizes or unsure, we'd recommend comparing the measurements on the Size Guide to a shirt you already own and love the fit of.

How long will it take to receive my order?

Orders currently ship within 3–5 days of being placed, and typically arrive 2–5 days after that. Free standard shipping is included on all U.S. orders over $49.

See Shipping & Delivery for full details.

What is your return and exchange policy?

We offer free returns, forever — any reason, any condition, any time, with no fees. Refunds are credited back to the card used on the original order (duties and fees paid, if any, aren't refundable). For exchanges, we just ask you to place a new order and return the original at the same time, so your new size or design ships out right away.

See Returns and Exchanges for full details.

Why order from BONZi Shirts?

We're a small, independent shop making shirts we'd actually want to wear ourselves — fun, topical, a little progressive, made for people who follow what's going on in the world (and aren't afraid to make a joke about it). Every design is printed on demand right here in the USA, so you're not getting some mass-produced blank off a warehouse shelf.

A couple things that make ordering with us easy:

  • Free shipping at $49+ — that's about the price of two shirts, so bundle up with a friend (or just treat yourself) and shipping's on us.
  • Free returns, forever, no matter what — if it doesn't work out, send it back in any condition, for any reason, any time. No hoops to jump through.

And if something's still not right, that's what we call the BONZi Guarantee: quality, care, and customer satisfaction are at the heart of everything we do. Reach out to our team and we'll make it right, quickly and painlessly.

At the end of the day, we're a small business trying to build something real, one shirt at a time. Ordering from us means supporting that instead of another faceless retailer.